The Peter Grant Glossary
The Peter Grant Glossary
Are very simple – what the Americans call the First Floor is in fact the Ground Floor. The floor above that is the First Floor (which is the Second Floor in American). Above that floors are numbered sequentially.
Some people like to have sex in the open air, some people like to watch other people having sex in the open air, fortunately some people like to have people watch them while they have sex in the open air. The term used to describe these activities in the UK is ‘dogging’ as in “I was out dogging last night.” There are websites and other forms of social networking to allow people to arrange hook ups but for many this lacks the exciting randomness of just turning up at a dogging location and seeing what happens.
Peter’s trusty 2006 Ford Focus ST was nicknamed by Jeremy Clarkson as the Ford Asbo during an episode of Top Gear.
1. Hotels would love to switch to offering just a continental breakfast because it’s much easier to arrange a couple of croissants, some fruit and a selection of jams than the wonderful artery clogging panoply of the traditional breakfast,
2 . A blood sausage made from oatmeal and pork blood.
3. Are you sure you want to know? Okay it’s basically a dish designed to recycle leftover vegetables from a big roast beef dinner. So you get yesterday’s potatoes, brussel sprouts, cabbages, peas and anything else you might have lying around – and then you fry them until they’re a nice crispy brown on both sides. It was big during the dark days of rationing but now it’s mostly made from fresh ingredients.
4. French Fries.
5. A Fried Slice of bread. Oh god now I’m hungry.
Population: 183,000 and change…
Population Density: 84 people per km2 (3rd lowest in England)
Ethnicity: 97.1% White, 1.2% Asian, 0.8% Mixed, 0.4% Black, 0.3% Other and 0.2%
Herefordshire is famous for potholes, top quality beef, cider, being the inspiration to Edward Elgar and, in a spurious attempt to link the place back to Rivers of London/Midnight Riot, the birthplace of actor David Garrick.
Or possibly Aliens…
Amongst other things he wrote Pomp and Circumstances which is known the UK as Land of Hope And Glory and thus causes British people to burst out laughing at American High School graduations
Some British people anyway.
Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants
An organisation founded in 1967 to provide practical help for immigrants to the UK and to campaign for reform of the UK’s immigration policy.
General slang for Police Stations, sometimes on it’s own ‘Let’s get back to the Nick’ or used to identify a specific station – ‘Let’s get back to Leominster Nick.’
|Herefordshire Folly 1961|
The Glorious Twelfth
noun: the vernacular
1. the language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people of a country or region. “he wrote in the vernacular to reach a larger audience”
synonyms: everyday language, spoken language, colloquial speech, native speech, conversational language, common parlance, non-standard language, jargon, -speak, cant, slang, idiom, argot, patois, dialect; regional language, local tongue, regionalism, localism, provincialism;
informallingo, local lingo, patter, geekspeak; rareidiolect
“he wrote in the vernacular and adopted a non-academic style accessible to the public”
2. architecture concerned with domestic and functional rather than public or monumental buildings.
“buildings in which Gothic merged into farmhouse vernacular”
3. what Ben Aaronovitch writes the Rivers of London books in…